eternal-radnesss:

*hears noises at night*: well this is it this is the end for me I had a good life
*gets shampoo in my eyes*: I guess I’m blind now how am I ever going to see my first born child
*heart is beating fast*: I think I am having a heart attack is this what cardiac arrest is
*a cop walks by*: here I go about to get arrested I probably murdered someone
*taking a test*: don’t take your eyes off of this paper you will get caught cheating and get kicked out of school and amount to nothing
*gets a sunburn*: great now I have skin cancer how will I tell my parents
*tripping over something*: I guess my leg will have to be amputated why did this happen to me
*period is late*: shit i’m pregnant i’m the next virgin mary

Ugh that cardiac arrest one gave me shivers. I was given Adenosine twice during an especially bad supraventricular tachycardia episode in the ER, and it stopped my heart for several seconds each time. Not actual cardiac arrest, but still awful. D: I know what a heart attack feels like, now. It’s the worst crushing pain imaginable.

(Source: chelseyhale98)

I just parked my car in the parking lot, and walked to the crosswalk to get to my apartment. A man stopped his car, rolled down his passenger side window, and started to say something to me. I walked behind his car and did not acknowledge him. He then rolled down his driver side window, and as I pass, goes: “You want a ride?” I clearly had car keys in my hand, and I grabbed onto them and yelled: “NO.” I started to walk away as fast as I could, and he slowly turns in the same direction that I’m walking, and thankfully drove away.

It’s almost 12:30AM. You’re a stranger. You just approached me at night time. You asked me if I needed a ride in your car. I clearly have keys in my hand and you saw me walk from a parking lot. How do you think that makes me feel?

The plot thickens. :|